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Brooke Hogan is guilty on counts of attempting to look like a stripper and attempting to look like a woman. 

Seriously what the eff this this dumb shit wearing? Actually, why is she wearing this? Did Daddy tell her it looked hot? If she really wants to go for the tranny look, she needs a little more volume in her hair.

By the way bitch, The Pussy Cat Dolls called and they want their damn bra back.

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Let’s piss on his grave. We waited for this for 13 years….

O.J will most likely be spending the rest of his life tossing the salad in jail for armed roery, armed burglary, armed kidnapping, consipracy and assualt with a deadly weapon. Let’s not forget he’s also going to jail for being a kniving bitch.

Murdererrrrrrr!!!!

Britney Spears

Britney Spears is set to launch a new perfume to coincide with the release of her new album.

The singer - who has previously lent her name to scents entitled Curious, Fantasy, In Control, Midnight Fantasy, Curious Heart and Believe - will release fragrance Hidden Fantasy on December 2, the same day as her sixth studio LP “Circus” hits the shops.

An insider at perfume company Elizabeth Arden, who have worked with Britney on her beauty ventures, revealed Hidden Fantasy will smell of cherry and vanilla, adding: “The bottle of Hidden Fantasy is the same as the previous two Fantasy perfumes - the only difference is the color red on it.”

Earlier this year, it was revealed Britney had made $26 million in the UK with her scents.

Experts claim the singer’s public breakdown and turbulent private life increased the popularity of the fragrances.

Other stars with their own perfumes include Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton, Sarah Jessica Parker and Victoria and David Beckham.

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan wants to adopt a child.

The “Mean Girls” actress – who recently confirmed she is in a relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson – is looking forward to becoming a mother, and would like to help a child in need.

She said: “At some point, I want to adopt a kid as well. A child in need or a newborn from another country, I’m not sure.”

Although the 22-year-old star – who has completed three stints in rehab for alcohol and drug problems – admits she is “happy” in her relationship with Ronson, she stops short of crediting the DJ with helping her get her life back on track.

Instead, Lindsay claims the positive changes in her are solely down to her desire to change.

She said: “People can think what they want. I’m really happy, and that’s all that matters. She’s a really great person.

“But I think that anything that’s change in my life is because of me. I’ve gone through it and I’ve had to deal with it and I’ve made the decision to move forward. So yeah, she’s a great person.”

The actress added she is proud at the way she has managed to turn her life around – in 2006 she was publicly criticized by producers for being “irresponsible and unprofessional” during the filming of “Georgia Rule” – and is certain she will never return to rehab.

She told Britain’s Marie Claire magazine: “I’ve learned. I’ll never go back. And it’s not a never-say-never type of thing – it’s just I know. I know.”

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Jessica Simpson looks as if she just underwent a lobotomy. Unfortunately, she didn’t. She’s just a little tipsy…

I wonder what she would look like with a lobotomy though..

Madonna

Madonna and Alex Rodriguez were spotted enjoying dinner together earlier this week.

The singer and the baseball player - who were rumored to be having an affair earlier this year – sat in “an alcove-like table” at the back of New York eatery Dos Caminos Third Avenue on Tuesday (September 30, 2008).

A source told Usmagazine.com: “They seemed very close.”

While Madonna was initially blamed for Alex’s divorce from wife Cynthia, the 50-year-old star has always denied the claims – insisting she is happy in her seven-year marriage with husband Guy Ritchie.

She said in a statement earlier this year: “My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce.”

“I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game.”

“I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage.”

“I have learned over the years not to take accusations and the many false reports about me very seriously. I also appreciate how fiction and fact seem to be perceived as one and the same by people who read both newspapers and the internet.”

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So last night I watched the Vice Presidential debate.  And then my brain was set on fire with the constant usage of the word maverick.

Is it just me or is it every damn time Palin talks..you just want to drive a nail through your head? Not because what she had to say wasn’t interesting..it’s the way she SMILED at me and then WINKED at me. I felt like my television was violating me.

However, she did a really awesome job in presenting her scripted argument. Whoever was her tutor should get a big bonus raise. I’m guessing the Democrats paid for her private debate lessons since she’s just too much of an embarassment to the nation every time she starts speaking.

Biden was consitent and passionate in his arguments presented. He was clear and precise…didn’t have to beat around the bush. And I was seriously about to choke up when Joe Biden mentioned the death of his wife and daughter.

It’s stupid how Palin tries to make herself the only family-oriented candidate..when Biden had to play Mom and Dad for his kids when his wife died.

Media says Biden won.

Leighton Meester

Leighton Meester has been campaigning to raise awareness of domestic violence.

The “Gossip Girl” star - who walked down a runway in New York’s Times Square - urged others to join her in donating a pair of her shoes to Marshall’s Shop ‘Til It Stops campaign.

She said: “I think it’s an issue that everyone can take part in because it applies to everyone. You can be a victim or someone you love can be a victim. The more people are aware, the more it can be prevented.

“No matter who is affected by domestic violence, I take it personally, so I think it’s partly my responsibility to talk about it.”

Leighton also spoke about how appearing in hit US TV show “Gossip Girl” has changed her off-screen style.

She explained: “I adore fashion, and I really have become so much more comfortable in it lately.”

“Because of the show, I’ve become more aware of trends and designers, and I’m so much more comfortable dressing up and going all out now.”

“The more I do the show, the more it makes me appreciate being able to just wear jeans and a T-shirt in my daily life.”

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Seriously, what the nut Catherine Zeta Jones?

Who did this to you? What’s wrong with your face? Did you get into a bronzer fight or something? And…what are those red marks on your chest? Is there something I should know?

I will stop asking your picture these questions. Anyways people…I think Catherine’s body is slowly dying….all those T-Mobile commercials have slowly ruined her. And the fact that Michael Douglas is her husband.

Here’s a few words of advice: Get a M-A-K-E U-P A-R-T-I-S-T

Rachel Bilson

Rachel Bilson wants to have a baby ”in the next couple of years.”

The former “O.C.” actress - who is currently dating her “Jumper” co-star Hayden Christensen - isn’t ready to tie the knot, but is keen to start a family.

She said: “I don’t need to get married right now. I am more ready for a baby than marriage.”

“Not really tomorrow, but definitely in the next couple of years which is the pretty near future. You have to have the guy, you know?”

When asked if she had found the future father of her children, Rachel replied: “I am happy where I am.”

The 27-year-old brunette also revealed she is learning to play chess in a bid to finally beat Hayden at the strategy game.

She added to Britain’s InStyle magazine: “I am learning chess at the moment. A certain someone happens to be very good and I don’t think I will ever accomplish beating that person. But that is the goal.”

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