Seriously, what the nut Catherine Zeta Jones?

Who did this to you? What’s wrong with your face? Did you get into a bronzer fight or something? And…what are those red marks on your chest? Is there something I should know?

I will stop asking your picture these questions. Anyways people…I think Catherine’s body is slowly dying….all those T-Mobile commercials have slowly ruined her. And the fact that Michael Douglas is her husband.

Here’s a few words of advice: Get a M-A-K-E U-P A-R-T-I-S-T

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