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16GB And 120GB Zune Pictured

While there isn’t any official confirmation yet, pictures of a 16GB Zune with flash memory and a 120GB Zune are floating around the internet. There has been some news regarding the Zune 120GB recently, but the 16GB seems a little out of the blue, not that anybody is complaining. It sure looks like the Zune will be coming to stores sometime soon.

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Stewart and ColbertHere’s who’s on the late night talk shows tonight.

  • Charlie Rose: TBA
  • The Daily Show: coverage of the Democratic National Convention
  • The Colbert Report: Representative Bob Barr
  • The Late Show with David Letterman: Don Cheadle, Bryan Clay, and Little Anthony & The Imperials
  • Jay Leno: Norm MacDonald, Nastia Liukin, and B.B. King
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Don Rickles and The Game
  • Tavis Smiley: Governor Ed Rendell
  • Late Night with Conan O’Brien: Vin Diesel, Dave Atell, and The Virgins
  • The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson: James McAvoy and Bengt Washburn (repeat)
  • Last Call with Carson Daly: Kathy Griffin and Gavin DeGraw (repeat)

 

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Got a few hundred bucks? Then you can go wish Miley Cyrus a happy birthday at DisneylandParents, it is time to put our collective feet firmly on the ground. We have spent the last year-and-a-half pumping billions of dollars into the monstrosity that is the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus empire with the ever-increasing amount of products that give our daughters fits whenever they see them in the store. Everything and anything with even a picture of The Hannah or Miley has come into our homes, making our childless neighbors or those with a cadre of boys scratch their heads in curiosity as to why this teenager’s face graces so many surfaces.

Well, I say enough is enough! Time to put down our wallets and purses, straighten up and notify our children, in a firm but gentle manner, that we will no longer be supporting their Hannah/Miley addiction. The best place to start is to let them know that, in no uncertain terms, will we be plunking down $250 a pop (plus airfare, lodging, and rental car) to wish Ms. Cyrus a happy 16th birthday at Disneyland on October 5th. Oh, Cyrus will perform a few songs at the party, and it will be limited to 5000 of her closest fans. But, will the cost be worth it for something your daughters will forget when Miley eventually fades into the limelight and they begin to think about (gasp!) boys?

But, if you can’t resist, you better get to your phone, computer, or Disneyland now to be one of the first when tickets go on sale this Saturday at 9:00 AM PDT (that’s noon to us East Coasters). Don’t worry, the rest of us will be there to support you when you return. Just make sure you bring pictures and souvenirs of the event. Hey, we have only so much strength, you know!

 

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I feel like I have this long checklist of cast and crew that we’re slowly crossing off for this theoretical film. Now, you can put Bryce Dallas Howard on the “would sign tomorrow” list, thanks to MTV. “I would love to be apart of any continuation of the franchise. But, I also really understand that there’s so many different story lines that the fans are really excited to see, and the studio, and the producers, and the filmmakers really need to appease everyone,” the actress said. “Whether or not Gwen Stacy comes back, I mean, I wish it was up to me, but it’s not. But yes, if they’d call me, I’d be there in a heart beat.”

I’m not sure how they can really fit Gwen Stacy in — is there a point in having a romantic rival when Spider-Man is never ever going to leave Mary Jane onscreen? I remember when we all thought (or maybe it was just my corner of the Internet) that they would reverse comic book history, and kill off Mary Jane and hook Mr. Parker up with Gwen. (If House of M is to be believed, and it probably isn’t, that’s who he really wanted anyway.) Is there even any emotional impact if they kill off Captain George Stacy in a fourth film, as James Cromwell once said they planned on doing? Is the subplot of “I’m really sorry your dad died, my one-time love interest” really worth exploring? I could probably think more clearly if I could get the breakdancing scene out of my head.

Of course, this is all idle speculation when no official announcements have been made. And as for Sam Raimi he’s now playing coy with MTV about returning to the director’s chair, and says he wants to wear the Spidey suit instead. That’s one way to cut the budget.

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It’s not too hard to find some super-sympathetic villains right now. You can travel the Internet waves and check out Dr. Horrible, or head to toon town and watch The Monarch and the other Guild of Calamitous Intent members in Venture Brothers. You can see dudes sending in applications to the evil organizations, bad guys storm the wrong building, and even crappy reassignments that suck one’s loathing hatred out of their job. These incarnations are great, addictive pieces of fun.

Could the same be said of Ben Stiller’s forays into the fold? (*cough* Mystery Men) Not really. But would it help with Robert Downey Jr. and Tina Fey? Entertainment Weekly posts that both actors are looking into joining Stiller’s animated villain film, Master Mind. (Christopher blogged about it here, last year.) The premise is simple. A villain accidentally kills the guy he’s arching, and loses his will to live.

Having these two voices certainly sweetens the pot, but as we’ve learned after many years of disappointment — amazing casts don’t necessarily make even decent movies. It all comes down to the script (written by Alan Schoolcraft and Brent Simons), and Stiller’s involvement. We’ll have to wait and see.

Note: EW says that Cameron Hood and Kyle Jefferson are still on to direct, but Moviehole talked to a Dreamworks source who said that they left the project months ago. IMDb, meanwhile, says it’s Gary Trousdale.

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It’s difficult (and a little silly) to try and judge an entire quarter-year’s movies in one lump sum — but that’s what we seem to do at the end of every Summer Movie Season. That’s when all our excitement, expectations, and final reactions come colliding together and we find ourselves thinking: “Was I actually looking forward to that piece of crap for four months?” But to me, each summer is like a walk through a carnival: Some of the attractions dazzle me, others simply don’t interest me, and a few are just a waste of tickets. But once early May rolls around, I’m always ready for another trip to the Hollywood Movie Carnival. (It’s where you find all the tentpoles!)

So while I’m elated to greet the upcoming season of “prestige movies,” there’s little denying that we’ve had one hell of a good summer, cinematical-ly speaking. I’m not talking about box office grosses, because frankly that stuff is so unimportant. What matters is that we got some good flicks, a few pieces of mindless (yet well-made) popcorn adventures, and even a few great films that will enjoy a very long shelf life. So while I’m not exactly sure that 2008 represents the finest Summer Movie Season of all time, I’d definitely say it was more good than bad. But if you can think of a summer that was better than this one, you know where to throw your comments. (In the comments section.)

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It’s no secret that Hollywood is sequel crazy, but it’s gotten to the point where it’s hard to tell at a glance if a movie is a sequel or something new all together. Here are five trailers I had to closely scrutinize before I could determine whether or not sequalization was occurring.

Fast & Furious
Yup, this one’s definitely a sequel, the fourth installment in the series launched by 2001’s The Fast and the Furious. First off I give the whole franchise kudos for having the originality to give each of the films its own title and not just slapping on an escalating series of numbers. Furthermore, despite never having seen any of the others in the series, this trailer piqued my interest. Vin Diesel and co-star Michelle Rodriguez are seen here hijacking a tractor trailer hauling multiple tankers of gasoline, and the action is downright spectacular. Granted, the almost subliminal lesbian make out scene doesn’t hurt either, but I could get behind seeing this. Here’s what William had to say on the trailer.

Sukyaki Western Django
At first glance one might think this was a belated sequel to the 1966 spaghetti western Django. In reality this is an ultra violent homage to the genre with Takashi Miike at the helm and with Quentin Tarantino appearing in a supporting role. I’ve seen a few of Miike’s film’s, but the one I remember best is the bizarre and brutal Ichi the Killer, so I’m curious to see how he does with a Western. The preview is a frenetic barrage of action scenes with plot details being of secondary concern, but there’s some wild stuff here, including bullets being deflected by samurai swords much in the way a Jedi would deflect a laser blast with his light sabre. The film is shot in English, though according to Jeffrey’s review of the film, the mostly Japanese cast’s unfamiliarity with the language is a drawback. Still, this looks pretty cool. Sukyaki Western Django goes into limited U.S. release this weekend, so I don’t imagine it will be long before it’s available on DVD.

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Just one week after news surfaced that the big-screen Voltron was going into turnaround with Fox’s Relativity Media, Latino Review is now reporting that Max Makowski has been signed to direct the live-action update. Now I know what you are thinking: ‘Who the heck is Max Makowski?’ Well, he might not be a household name, but according to Latino’s sources “he’s actually a great choice.” Well, I guess we will have to take their word for it, because Makowski has a pretty scant list of credits to his name. The Brazilian born writer-director has been hired to direct an update of the 70’s TV series Kung-Fu, along with penning the update to Hawaii Five-O.

Voltron has been languishing over at Fox since 2005, and other than a few rumblings about Justin Marks’ script, the project seemed to have stalled. Marks’ take is described as “a post-apocalyptic tale set in New York City and Mexico. Five ragtag survivors of an alien attack band together and end up piloting the five lion-shaped robots that combine and form the massive sword-wielding Voltron that helps battle Earth’s invaders.” But now that Relativity has finally secured the rights to the big-guy, I guess all the loose ends have been tied up. Besides, what’s one more giant robot movie to add to the pile?

So if you are a hard-core Voltron fan with nothing but contempt for a live action version, at least you can take solace in the fact that nothing has been confirmed — but you might want to get used to the idea of an ‘MTV generation’ Pidge now.

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Buddy films. They’re an interesting breed of cinema. Instead of finding success in a niche, they appeal to the masses. With buddy flicks, you’re served a variety of time periods, races, genres, laughs, and scenarios. If one doesn’t appeal, the next is sure to come — all tapping into the goodness of friendship and camaraderie.

And snuggled nicely into that sector of cinema are the buddy cops. They’ve made the careers of a few big stars, like Mel Gibson and Eddie Murphy. But I don’t want to give you something quite so obvious as Beverly Hills Cop or Leathal Weapon. Since this is all due to my recent purchase of Hot Fuzz, I give you that plus an ol’ ’80s classic — Running Scared.

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I feel like I have this long checklist of cast and crew that we’re slowly crossing off for this theoretical film. Now, you can put Bryce Dallas Howard on the “would sign tomorrow” list, thanks to MTV. “I would love to be apart of any continuation of the franchise. But, I also really understand that there’s so many different story lines that the fans are really excited to see, and the studio, and the producers, and the filmmakers really need to appease everyone,” the actress said. “Whether or not Gwen Stacy comes back, I mean, I wish it was up to me, but it’s not. But yes, if they’d call me, I’d be there in a heart beat.”

I’m not sure how they can really fit Gwen Stacy in — is there a point in having a romantic rival when Spider-Man is never ever going to leave Mary Jane onscreen? I remember when we all thought (or maybe it was just my corner of the Internet) that they would reverse comic book history, and kill off Mary Jane and hook Mr. Parker up with Gwen. (If House of M is to be believed, and it probably isn’t, that’s who he really wanted anyway.) Is there even any emotional impact if they kill off Captain George Stacy in a fourth film, as James Cromwell once said they planned on doing? Is the subplot of “I’m really sorry your dad died, my one-time love interest” really worth exploring? I could probably think more clearly if I could get the breakdancing scene out of my head.

Of course, this is all idle speculation when no official announcements have been made. And as for Sam Raimi he’s now playing coy with MTV about returning to the director’s chair, and says he wants to wear the Spidey suit instead. That’s one way to cut the budget.

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