Filed under: Programming, Celebrities, Dancing With The Stars, Casting

Dancing With the Stars is a show that makes no sense to me. I understand the appeal of it; I’m usually very interested in any program that involves celebrities doing ridiculous things on national television and I know that people love bright shiny costumes, but it still somehow manages to hold no interest for me whatsoever.

With that said, I know that the announcement of each season’s DWTS cast is heavily anticipated and rumored for months before the actual announcement. We heard that Dan Marino may be a contestant; a claim that was soon denied. 82-year-old Cloris Leachman was another name floated, as was Magnum, P.I. himself, Tom Selleck. Kim Kardashian and Kathy Griffin were also said to have been approached.

As with most rumors, some of these turned out to be false, but others had some truth to them. Follow me after the jump for the official (and completely insane) cast of Dancing With the Stars’ seventh season, along with some twists the producers have cooked up for this go-around.

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Filed under: Celebrities

Oh thank God. Paris Hilton is going to England to try and find a new best friend for her reality television show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. Now, rather than subject us to her vapid, debutante antics, she’ll be doing the same thing across the Atlantic where they’re more used to that sort of behavior.

You know, this is quite an honor for some lucky Brit. There is nobody more loyal, caring and understanding as a friend than Paris Hilton. Just ask Nicole Richie.

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Filed under: Drama, Independent, Thrillers, Casting, Deals

Here are some news bites for our long weekend:

• Ashley Greene has had a whirlwind of press lately, once she signed on to play Alice Cullen in Twilight. Now The Hollywood Reporter posts that she’s signed onto an indie thriller called Summer. In it, she’ll get another horror-themed family, but much less sexy than well-coifed, blood-sucking vampires. See, she plays a girl looking for the “father she’s never known.” And while that’s always a risky adventure — you never know what you’ll find — this is even more so because her family is a group of serial killers. The film is currently in production in Ottawa.
• Meanwhile, Variety reports that CMG has closed deals for Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson’s Chemical Wedding. Starz/Anchor Bay are handing distribution in North America for the film that focuses on “the most evil man in Britain,” Aleister Crowley. CMG President Edward Noeltner has noted about the big, Iron Maiden fan base eager to see the film, and I have to say — I’d go see it for the experience. Forget a woman-filled theater of Sex and the City fans. Can you imagine a theater full of Maiden worshippers?
• And finally, there’s some great news for Todd Solondz. As I outlined at the beginning of this year, the indie filmmaker has had some issues funding his work, which was leaving his PeeWee Herman-led Life During Wartime in limbo. But now Variety reports that a new indie production company, Werc Werk Works (yes, that’s their name..), will fully finance the part-companion piece to Happiness. On the negative side, it looks like Mr. Reubens might be out of the production. (Variety says he was only rumored.) Whoever ends up starring, it is scheduled to go into production in October.

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Filed under: Comedy, Casting

For the longest time — until earlier this week, in fact — I was convinced that Jason Reitman’s next directing project was Diablo Cody’s horror flick Jennifer’s Body. Maybe that’s because at a Team Juno roundtable interview last year, the two of them talked about it like it was their project (which it is, sort of — Reitman’s producing). Anyway, it’s actually Karyn “Aeon Flux” Kusama who is directing Cody’s follow-up, while Reitman is moving on to helm an adaptation of Walter Kirn’s Up in the Air.

I strongly recommend the novel, which is a terrific satire about a perpetually transitory businessman obsessed with collecting a million frequent flyer miles. I liked it better than Kirn’s more popular Thumbsucker which was already adapted into a film. The movie could be very funny in the hands of a guy like Reitman — sharp and insightful. It should be closer in tone to Thank You for Smoking than to Juno.

Reitman has already shifted the project into a higher gear by setting his sights on George Clooney, who’s in talks to star as the narcissistic protagonist. While I’m pretty sure the character is quite a bit younger than the actor, Clooney has precisely the effortless comic chops this project needs. His profile won’t hurt, either.

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Filed under: Action, New Releases, New in Theaters, Quentin Tarantino, Cinematical Indie, Western

By chance, two Takashi Miike movies, Dead or Alive and Audition, opened in my town with in a week of one another in 2001. It was pretty eye opening seeing the huge difference between them, the speedy carnage of the former and the slow suspense of the latter, and I became an instant fan. Since then I’ve managed to track down just six more Miike movies, and in that same time he has made over forty (including videos and TV shows). The speed of his production fits perfectly with the personality of his movies. They’re often nonsensical; I couldn’t make heads or tails of two of his more recent pictures, Gozu and The Great Yokai War. And they’re very definitely energetic, verging on crazy. He reminds me of the great German director Rainer Werner Fassbinder, who cranked out over 40 movies and TV shows in less than 15 years and died at the age of 37. Miike is now 48 and one wonders how much longer he can keep going before he combusts.

Miike’s new movie, Sukiyaki Western Django, finds him making a slight change of pace. No, the movie is still crazy and fast and nearly unintelligible, but he has stopped for a moment to consider the work of other filmmakers. The movie is a tribute to Spaghetti Westerns, and especially Sergio Leone’s A Fistful of Dollars (1964), which in turn was based on Akira Kurosawa’s Yojimbo (1961). Remember Bono’s taunt at the beginning of U2’s cover version of “Helter Skelter”? (”This song Charles Manson stole from the Beatles. We’re stealing it back.”) This movie feels as if Miike is doing some stealing back of his own.

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Filed under: Casting, Celebrities and Controversy

We hadn’t heard from child star extraordinaire Haley Joel Osment for a while — at least not in any productive way. His last film (not counting the unreleased Home of the Giants) was the mediocre 2003 coming-of-ager Secondhand Lions; since then, news about him has mostly involved car accidents and drunk driving. But thankfully, things seem to be turning around. The actor, now 20 years old, will star in this fall’s Broadway revival of David Mamet’s challenging American Buffalo, alongside John Leguizamo and Cedric the Entertainer. I’m assuming that he’ll be taking on the role of teenaged Bobby, played by Sean Nelson in the 1996 film. Not a huge part, but being one of a cast of three on Broadway certainly isn’t trivial.

So few child stars make a successful transition into adult careers, but an actor of Osment’s caliber deserves one. (The Sixth Sense is all well and good, but A.I.’s “David” was a masterpiece.) Now that he’s no longer an adorable moppet, he should probably aim for “character actor” rather than “star.” If that’s the goal, then American Buffalo seems like a step in the right direction; there are few things like a little Mamet to establish some thespian street cred.

The play starts previews on October 31st and opens in November.

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Filed under: Action, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, RumorMonger, Celebrities and Controversy, Fandom, 20th Century Fox, Newsstand, Comic/Superhero/Geek, Remakes and Sequels

You have to feel bad for the Silver Surfer. Everyone else is getting their own spin-off and franchise, and he can’t even get the green-light. J. Michael Straczynski already said that his script was dead, but rumors continued to swirl that Alex Proyas was attached to direct.

But as reported by Slashfilm, Proyas shot that down at ComicCon. He didn’t even know where the rumor originated. And while he’s very fond of the character, he told MTV this week that he will never even consider directing a Silver Surfer movie. Why? “Because it’s a Fox picture. And I’m determined never to work with them ever again because of my experience on I,Robot.” Nor is he happy with the way the character was handled in Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer. “It’s like the origin of Silver Surfer was in that movie, and I’m going, ‘This is such a f-king great story, why throw it away? I think they messed it up … Silver Surfer would have been something I would have loved to have done. He’s one of the last cool ones left, really.”

Who knows — maybe Fox will relinquish the rights to the Fantastic Four characters (it’s not like they’re using them), and Proyas will not only get to direct a comic book movie, but fans will get a Silver Surfer movie from someone who really gets the character. But with all the studios jealously guarding their franchises, we’ll probably see a Fantastic Four reboot before we see the Silver Surfer in the hands of someone that cares.

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Filed under: Industry, Programming, Celebrities, Reality-Free

Our Monday morning roundup of a half dozen things TV Squad readers - and TV fans in general - will be talking about this week.

1. Democratic National Convention. Some viewers will be saying “hey, I’m interested in what Obama and Biden have to say,” while others are saying “hey, this is interrupting my favorite show!” (All this week on various stations, including CNN, MSNBC, FOX News, and C-SPAN.)

2. The late night shows return. Finally, Letterman, Leno, Conan and the others are back after vacations and the Olympics. All except Carson Daly, of course.

3. The Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon. Laaaadeeee! Is Ed McMahon going to cohost this year? (Sunday starting at 9pm on various stations - check local listings.)

4. The new cast of Dancing with the Stars revealed. I still want to see Andy Dick on this show. (Unveiled on Good Morning America this morning…actually, probably right about now.)

5. The U.S. Open. It’s amazing how much this is on, taking up the entire programming schedule on USA Network. But that’s a good thing! (All week on USA, from 11am to 6pm, then from 7pm to late night.)

6. The season premiere of Greek. The horrible summer is almost over, Labor Day is here, and the new fall season has begun. (Tuesday at 9 on ABC Family.)

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Filed under: Celebrities, Reality-Free

In a perfect example of “you never know”, Chris Kattan has separated from his wife, model Sunshine Tutt, after two months of marriage. I would have called it “nuptial bliss,” but I don’t think that qualifies here. This was a quickie, even by Hollywood standards (although they were dating since 2005. I guess the actual wedding was a catalyst for a reexamination of the relationship).

They must have foreseen problems since a prenuptial agreement was signed. Thank goodness there are no children to worry about. Children always make a separation more messy.

This whole announcement came three days after Kattan’s rep announced the split, but stated that no divorce was in the works. How quickly things change.

After a two-month wedding, you have to wonder if any romantic feelings were involved at all, or if someone just wanted a career boost. There can be such superficiality and phoniness in Hollywood. It couldn’t have been a real marriage like Christopher Knight.

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Filed under: Google (GOOG), Yahoo! (YHOO), Next big thing, Small business

This week, I had a chance to talk to Elizabeth Blair. She joined Yahoo! (NASDAQ: YHOO) in 1998 and then became the company’s vice president of business operations for the global operating group. Yes, she got a great education in the online marketing space. Interestingly enough, she also has a law degree from Harvard and even practiced M&A and securities law.

Well, Blair has leveraged her experience into an upstart venture: Brand.net. The company recently raised a $10 million Series B round. The investors include: Norwest Venture Partners and InterWest Partners.

Essentially, Brand.net is an online advertising network focusing on major customers. The platform is more than just some technology, though, as Brand.net has assembled a top-notch team of brand experts.

Of course, as seen with companies like Google (NASDAQ: GOOG), the search-based ad business has become a huge profit machine. But this is only one part of the advertising game. Of course, branding is a huge market in the ad market, so why can’t it be the same for the online world?

Certain issues still need to be worked out, such as dealing with user-generated content or finding ways to measure performance. No doubt, these are tough problems. But , if companies like Brandnet.com can find some creative solutions, it should open up another big growth opportunity in the online world.

Tom Taulli is the author of various books, including The Complete M&A Handbook and The Edgar Online Guide to Decoding Financial Statements. He also operates MergerBook.com.

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