A ____ walks into a _____…
It’s about time we got some fresh meat when it comes to “So a thing walks into another thing…” jokes. I mean, we’ve all heard the same tired six jokes and they almost always begin with some religious figures entering an establishment that sells alcohol.
So: in way similar to the caption contests we host here now and again, I want us to have a joke contest. You guys submit your very best “Person walks into a Place” jokes, and then I’ll compile them for you to vote on, and the winner feels good and gets a lot of people sharing their joke!
It can be an obscure joke, it can be an original joke, just so long as it is:
- Clean - seriously. It’s a clean humor website, dirty jokes won’t make it through.
- Funny - though that’s for the readers to decide I guess.
Go hog wild! Here are a few of my personal favorites:
A man walked into a bar. It hurt.
A man with two left feet walks into a shoe store and asks, “Do you sell flip-flips?”
A rope tries to enter a bar but sees that the owners won’t serve ropes. He ties himself into a bow and tears at his ends and enters.
“Say,” said the bartender, “Aren’t you a rope?”
“No,” said the rope. “I’m a frayed knot.”
A woman walks into a library and approaches the counter.
“I’d like a hamburger, a large fries, and a coke please,” she says.
The librarian looks at her confusedly and says, “Ma’am, this is a library.”
“Oh!” cries the woman, embarrased. “I’m sorry.”
She then whispers, “I’d like a hamburger, a large fries, and a coke please.”
I’m looking forward to yours!
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